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There were those who felt that Sheen perhaps had bigger things to worry about than a chubby goth waving a skull about and fuming, but LiS has looked deep into Day's credentials. It has read the online biography that not only puffs his psychic abilities but, with a certain crushing inevitability Christian Dior Sunglasses, contains the phrase "Christian Day has appeared on Living TV". It has visited his online webstore Hex, with its keen grasp of its target market – "for all those who have called out to the spirits in a graveyard during the dead of night, who have stood in a thunderstorm to command the winds, who have pricked a finger to set the spell with their own blood . . . Hex is for you" – and its array of bargains Oakley Sunglasses Cheap. How different Mother's Day might have been had LiS learned sooner that the Red Penis Candle is currently on special offer, reduced from $12.99 to $11.04 (£6.76). It has taken note of the events on offer at his "psychic parlour" Omen, and likes the sound of the two-hour class on Revenge Magic with Leanne Marrama, who carries with her the ultimate accolade, the certification that proves beyond doubt her mastery of the dark arts, "as seen on TV's What Not To Wear". Sadly, when LiS clicked on the website for Day's Sorcery of the Sun event – "join the Salem witches for the first harvest as they cast a spell of summer over the city" – it was greeted only by a humorous photo of a manatee and the message "I've changed!", which gave it serious pause. Perhaps that manatee had once been a journalist Arnette Sunglasses , now damply ruing the day he incurred Christian Day's wrath by mocking his ju-ju powers in between trying to avoid the propellers of boats and mating only once every two years.