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Tweet this Comments (40) Natalie Portman, who has incurred the wrath of warlock Christian Day. Photograph: Jason Laveris/FilmMagicSo often fated to be the bearer of bad tidings for celebrities, Lost in Showbiz is delighted, for once Prada Sunglasses, to be in receipt not merely of good news, but good news for Charlie Sheen. You may recall, some weeks back, this column reporting that the woes of the troubled former star of Two and a Half Men had been compounded by news that he had upset not just the ex-wife whose head he allegedly threatened to chop off and send to her mother, but a former advertising executive turned self-styled warlock, necromancer, "child of darkness" and "Howard Stern of witchcraft" (no, LiS isn't 100% certain what that means either). His name is Christian Day Louis Vuitton Sunglasses, of the Salem, Massachusetts-based Coven of the Raven Moon, and he was apparently left "fuming" by Sheen describing himself as a warlock. "This is a blatant offence against our ways," he protested, before threatening to "magically bind" Sheen in a cleansing ceremony that would "send him ideas – directly into his head, via light – against maligning warlocks in the future" Replica Oakley Sunglasses. "Not to harm him," he added, having presumably considered Sheen's behaviour in recent months and concluded: he looks like a man who really needs someone to magically send ideas into his head.